Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.
by Only Lord Knows May 17, 2016
A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs
Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game
by Doge2324 January 28, 2014
A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.
Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
by PayolaLover69 October 08, 2022
Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.
by probablythat November 18, 2018
Where the toughest become tough, losers become losers. If you walk on the feild your dead and also the only place to be in is FIRST!! Freakkkkk
by FreakingWin4Peat March 14, 2019
A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.
by FlatDarkGirth April 01, 2022