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silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.
silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round
by fishboy July 13, 2020
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Covington Football

The most shit team in the TRC with a head coach that doesn’t know shit. Only thing good that has come from Covington football is AJ Oulette
It won’t be hard to beat Covington Football again this year
by Anonymous13759 March 7, 2023
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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023
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football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B
Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.
by Caduceus April 18, 2023
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Football soldier

An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.
Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers

Bob is a football soldier
by Sanctuum December 2, 2020
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Football noobs

Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.
Football noobs’ has bad scripts but so addictive
by OreoSips March 29, 2021
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Football Field

Clitus Mc. Fly: My farm is about the size of 3 football field
by Shmellzy_2 April 15, 2021
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