Sausage Link Fest

version of sausage fest, but addition of "link" acts to describe the presumed sexuality of all present males.

You show up at some spot, lookin for ass, but there's only a pile of men there. ...and these men don't seem to be in any particular hurry to leave.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

ska fest

Where two or more people, have crazy sex for a long period of time.

Hey, everyone lets have a Ska Fest tonight!

by "The 109" January 26, 2007

sausage fest

when a guy with a teckniquely smaller dick puts it into someones huge dick's penis hole

oh man, i wish he was here so we could have a sausage fest

mmmm. i love friday nights.. dad makes sausages ;)

by mr mobilio September 26, 2010

grease fest

an act(s) of extreme greasery performed in front of others at inappropriate times

Sheldon: Dude when Howell started macking the fuck out of rebecca last night in front of everyone, that was a total grease fest!
Alex: Yeah, true dat buddy. Dick move Howell, dick move.

by Sheldon Manning April 12, 2008

Hub Fest

annual three day long non-stop party with bluegrass playing ,beer drinking, and lots of people in the middle of nowhere pennsylvania having fun

1. last year at hub fest somebody got run over by a golf cart.

2.last year at hub fest the music never stopped.

3. last year at hub fest ...wait...what happened again?

by libby lou trixi hubbard August 5, 2008

zest fest

A festival which is on every year aired to gay people. It is very zesty thiugh

Kai is going to zest fest!

by hihigrandadmybsf March 24, 2023

Flag Fuck Fest

An annual event in which five or more extremely offensive individuals with above average intelligence and below average judgement coalesce from different corners of the U.S. to engage in illicit activities. The event is not an official "Fest" until an individual or group of individuals has made an attempt to microwave an object larger than a microwave. If this attempt transpires within the first hour of the Flag Fuck Fest, it becomes a Flag Fuck-For-All, and all attendees must destroy the closest kitchen.

"Hey buddy, we should eat that microwave-sized object you've randomly been carrying around!"
"No, we can't, I have to save it for the Flag Fuck Fest. By the way, you don't have any drugs, do you?"

by Lamphausier October 23, 2009