by woockyslush November 21, 2021
He’s someone who can make you laugh on your worst day or you could hate him but still love him if your friends with him your very lucky but if your in a relationship with him wether it’s platonic or not your one lucky gal/guy just know that their a good person almost all the way around
by Ur moms ceptum peircing January 01, 2022
Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.
Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 25, 2021
Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022
by TotallyNotZak November 08, 2020
He's a simp he's pretty tall but still too pussy to fight his balls hasn't dropped so he can't do shit and he's a motherfucker that likes little bitches he's also secretly gay so he gets a girlfriend to hide his secret
by fagggotmccarthy May 25, 2020