Elijahing

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Elijah; Elijahed
1. To F*** up drilling holes into Walls
2. The inability to use staircases

You are Elijahing right now

by GurmDerWurm February 6, 2024

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Elijah

Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.

Elijah has negative bitches

by anonymous April 4, 2023

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Elijah

The sole reason abortion exists

Elijah is an accident

by anonymous April 4, 2023

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An Elijah

An item belonging to somebody named Elijah

“The car with baby shit colored paint was an Elijah

by Harry Balls Man May 3, 2023

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Elijah is attractive, a little on the bigger side, and likes lots of junk food like taco bell. But if you look past his weird side and get to know him, he can be pretty chill. Also he can poo in less than a second tho which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1: WOAH... That fella over there is so annoying gosh I just hate him.
Speaker 2: Nah, that's Elijah GD. He can poo in less than a second.

by Mr.Pork January 13, 2023

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Elijah Steinly-Marks

The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.

Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.

by SuperGirlyGoast January 23, 2023

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