eskimo wife

two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy

girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!

by chocolatelover235 February 15, 2016

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020

Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.

Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.

by Jonnny Dogooder June 07, 2011

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 20, 2021

Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022

Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.

I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.

by Zackariah5 July 05, 2024

Eskimo Homie

The relationship between one person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with another person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with the same sexual partner. The most common cause is oral sex and it can be considered the lesser form of the Eskimo Brother. Also know as Eskimo Friend and Eskimo Acquaintance.

Sarah gave John a blowjob
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies

alternately,

John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies

by honordefender November 26, 2013