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Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire
by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019
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Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
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A great guy with a good heart and loving intentions, but if you fuck him over, no matter who you are, he'll fuck your life up. But to all those who are loyal to him, he's a pretty awesome guy.
Dylan is so fucking hot.
Sorry, I was busy sucking Dylan's dick.
by LilDickClique June 11, 2018
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A nice guy who likes memes a LOT.
Ex: Oh god Dylan is gonna talk about memes again... RUN BEFORE THE CHUNGUS GETS US
by Memelover101 April 4, 2019
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Tall, skinny, white brunette boy, makes the most retarded jokes, when you talk to a Dylan ur probably gonna lose brain cells funny… or annoying, he the class clown
Have you seen Dylan?

Bro just look up
by Bedzdy July 24, 2021
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A stupid ass person who has a small dick and will do anything for what he wants. If he gets a bf/gf after having sex with that person he will leave them and find a new person. He is very mean and sensitive and he is also a sociopath.

If you ever see a person name Dylan who is a midget and funny never be friends with he will annoy the fuck out of you.
If you want to be friends with him I'm not going to stop you since I can't anyway.
Just don't be like him or be in a relationship with him good luck my friend good luck.
Dylan is a pain in the ass
by Stars rock November 19, 2017
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someone who only posts backward messages into a chat purely for the suffering of others
by Sky_ballon303 July 15, 2019
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