Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

Dress

A piece of clothing that is soooo long

Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long

by Lol I’m gay and trans and abro August 27, 2023

sunday dress

something we saw your sister wearing, apparently.

“i see your sister in a sunday dress”

- axl rose

by tatum ?! April 1, 2024

Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020

Salad dressing

Lettuce lube

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube

by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024