Awfuck's disease

(Noun)-
A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"

I had awfuck's disease this morning when I woke up next to that nasty guy I took home from the party last night.

by TMull April 23, 2006

Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.

Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today

by greyhound21 July 2, 2009

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.

by john shepherd May 28, 2007

Disease Van

a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.

Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.

Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.

Guy 1: oh fuck off !!

by Phatlipz January 6, 2009

Tiktok disease

tiktok is a disease it easily spreads throughout any school especially when all the E-boys and E-girls come to play.

I see so much kids in the hallway making videos it must be the tiktok disease.

by Cringle puffs November 13, 2019

behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

SNL Budget Disease

"SNL Budget Disease," or SNL-BD, is a term used to describe when a band or music artist performs as a musical guest on the NBC comedic variety show Saturday Night Live, and spends an absurdly large amount of money on an elaborate set design, other than one of the sets that can be provided for them, that serves little to no purpose to their performance other than to make the artist seem more wealthy, creative, or artistic. Prime examples include sets from multiple performances by Kanye West, Jay-Z's performance on May 8th 2010, and Linkin Park's performance on February 5th 2011.

Boy: Hey, did you see Jay-Z on SNL last night?

Girl: Yeah, I didn't like it. That light fixture was so over-the-top, I think he had SNL Budget Disease for that performance.

by jimmystrummer February 27, 2011