Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

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Get the Dork in my pantsmug.

Dork

A person that thinks they are the roughest, most crude, most unpolished by nature.

That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

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Get the Dorkmug.

Dorking

"Dorking" is when a Skid (a wannabe hacker) decides to play digital Sherlock Holmes by snooping around the internet. They're like that nosy neighbor who can't resist peeking through everyone's windows, So next time you catch someone dorking, just imagine them in a deerstalker hat and pipe,

this guy loves dorking with other people
I was Dorking all night long,

by ShadowByte March 25, 2024

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