Dork

Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.

The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Dork

1. Whale Penis
2.Vic

Did that dork check the code carts yet?!

by Tcourtd March 5, 2021

Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a black guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called hard r.

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a geeky shiesty ass dork.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack November 18, 2023

Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it. For consumption of joy.

"Man, for lunch I had a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it."
"Omg Becky, that Weiner is in the middle of that donut!"
"A Dirty Dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.

by The Jerker January 7, 2024

Kasia Dork

Kasia is a loving and unique friend who stops at nothing to be a brat ;). Kasia has many of nicknames including "Daddy dork" "Drunk Daddy" "Dork Sister" ect.

Kasia Dork

by SisterDork March 6, 2019

Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver

Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!

by mattan2900 September 4, 2010

Dinka dork

A younger kid. Dinka is a nickname. Dinka is addicted to games on a computer or tv

Stop being a dinka dork

by Grebneknehs March 23, 2011