Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.

I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.

by KodAyden November 08, 2024

Dork Nation

A nation of dorks that come together as one that drink almond lattes, wear muti coloured cardigans, and have names like poompie and chippy.

Poompie: Does derp face

Chippy: "Ha ha, Dork nation"

by Liam9752 July 06, 2018

Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.

A dirty dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.
"Omg Becky, their is a weiner in the middle of that donut!"

by The Jerker January 07, 2024

Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it. For consumption of joy.

"Man, for lunch I had a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it."
"Omg Becky, that Weiner is in the middle of that donut!"
"A Dirty Dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.

by The Jerker January 07, 2024

pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma September 18, 2016

pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 08, 2017

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 March 23, 2011