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Dork

Person who sit in the bathtub farts and attempts to eat the bubbles. Dorking for bubbles.
Get that dork a snorkel he's going to choke on the bubbles.
by Reboot Rodriguez October 21, 2021
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dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently
1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.
by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009
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dork

girl: your a dork
boy: rude
by peqchyluhv November 22, 2019
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Dork

Cute , odd , silly and mostly socially awkward person . When a girl calls a guy a dork , it's affectionate , when a guy calls a guy a dork it's either affectionate or to ridicule the other person.
Jack Sparrow is the funny , cool guy . Will Turner is the adorable dork.
by Potc lolololol June 13, 2017
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dork disc

Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.
Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.
by skaughtto November 2, 2023
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Dork

Someone that makes you think about school instead of reality whenever you look at them.
The dork that got mad about his/her head almost exploding when the guy stared at him/her would have gladly been a lifelong student if someone had been willing to pay all of his/her college expenses. The hardass image was just a facade, since he/she thought that everybody acted that way all the time in real life (just like a character from a book or novel).
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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Dork

A person that thinks they are the roughest, most crude, most unpolished by nature.
That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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