DEW

DIRECT ENERGY WEAPON. A surveillance and weapon of war currently being developed by the United States Department of Defense. As of May 2023 this weapon is being used against citizens of the United States. Most of the 3 letter agencies utilize DEW capabilities. FBI DEA ATF CBP DHS NSA. In its SURVEILLANCE capacity the ELECTRO MAGNETIC BEAMS can see thru walls. These DEW operate from 500 ft and higher.

FBI been using DEW on me going on 6 years.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

Ms Dew

The biggest bird that loves coca cola

Brenda : have you seen ms dew today with her glasses ?
Bertha : YES ! *Laughs*

by Luvvmyselfsmsm March 4, 2023

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Dewing

The male genitalia

Ezra has a huge dewing…

My dewing got stuck in my zipper

by Lon hajixu March 26, 2023

Dew point

When it is beyond humid. When it is TOO FUCKING HUMID.

When it is beyond humid you say "It is so dew point right now you could jump in the air and swim away!"

by Krodinn June 3, 2024

Booty Dew

When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew

Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew

Friend 2: not the booty dew

by korean phil January 14, 2023

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023