ravey dave

often spotted late at night in clubs.
often heard to say "I'm on the door".
Dresses in Hunter S Thompsonesque fashion.

was ravey dave there tonight? of course, ravey dave's always there.

by darude January 21, 2004

flaming dave

when you put ice cream on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass. i have no idea why it's called that...

last nite i had to cool that ass down a bit, so i gave ma bitch a flaming dave.

by ya boi... September 26, 2007

do a dave

To break wind and find out later that it was more than wind.

Dave: "Hey, I found a skid mark in my underwear. I guess it was more than just wind!"
Moe: "Well, that's how you do a Dave!"

by Genevieves December 28, 2007

spicy dave

A Spicy Dave is when a male puts hotsauce on his penis while a girl performs oral sex

As defined:Hey dude Jennifer gave me a spicy dave last night.

Hey Jim I got a spicy dave from Stacie last night.

by coylie November 28, 2014

The Dave Rule

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup

Man I hooked up with Mel last night!

Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!

by yogi_b September 25, 2010

dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."

by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010