porno dave

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.

In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

ravey dave

often spotted late at night in clubs.
often heard to say "I'm on the door".
Dresses in Hunter S Thompsonesque fashion.

was ravey dave there tonight? of course, ravey dave's always there.

by darude January 21, 2004

dave mcpherson

Totaly hot lead singer of the band Inme!

Omg Dave Mcpherson is so fit, i would fuck him.

by bex June 11, 2006

flaming dave

when you put ice cream on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass. i have no idea why it's called that...

last nite i had to cool that ass down a bit, so i gave ma bitch a flaming dave.

by ya boi... September 26, 2007

spicy dave

A Spicy Dave is when a male puts hotsauce on his penis while a girl performs oral sex

As defined:Hey dude Jennifer gave me a spicy dave last night.

Hey Jim I got a spicy dave from Stacie last night.

by coylie November 28, 2014

do a dave

To break wind and find out later that it was more than wind.

Dave: "Hey, I found a skid mark in my underwear. I guess it was more than just wind!"
Moe: "Well, that's how you do a Dave!"

by Genevieves December 28, 2007

The Dave Rule

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup

Man I hooked up with Mel last night!

Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!

by yogi_b September 25, 2010