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daddy derek

the godly nigga that made the great movie known as cool cat saves the kids
he is cool cat's father
and he copystriked I Hate Everything a few years back
Daddy Derek: Cool Cat LOVES to boogie woogie!
by massive willy July 9, 2018
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Daddy issues

When a female is attracted to older men who show maturity and are caring. This "older man" may also be there to talk to her about her problems like a father would a daughter. This man may also have some toxic traits like being alcholic or addicted to anything for that matter. He may also be taller and wiser and there to comfort her when needed also there to lay down "ground rules" or strict advice.
Shes only with him because of her daddy issues.
by Sarahbaters January 20, 2021
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track daddy

"Yo you see that dudes flip phone?". "Yeah, that shit is a track daddy."
by Chloral February 3, 2015
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Daddy Sanchez

A dude whos totally mexican and is a father. He often has a moustache that looks like pubes.
Dude, when i was 15 i was a Daddy Sanchez
by chefjordan January 27, 2008
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Suga Daddy

Sugar Daddy is a rich, usually older man who offers money or gifts to a less rich, usually younger person in return for companionship or sexual favors.
young women: i got me a suga daddy.
by Wuddup. June 5, 2012
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Not the daddy dance

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)
Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.
by Dirty V May 13, 2006
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Natty Daddy

A $2.47 ticket to the worst night of your life.
As soon as I had finished downing the Natty Daddy I fell out the window and broke my femur. I live on the first floor.
by elaineisanattydaddy August 4, 2017
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