You can sleep me under the table any day

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"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

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valentine's day

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

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hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

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a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.

Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

by 00moon00 July 21, 2019

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