Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
Get the Balkan cursemug. The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
Get the Putin Cursemug. The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
by Bentassasin September 26, 2022
Get the The Eli Cursemug. When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
Get the Masturbaitor's Cursemug. The belief that the progression of naval engineering will, over time, degrade the aesthetic appeal and qualities of the design of a ship.
The term references the Surveyor of the Royal Navy, Robert Seppings, who put forward radical changes in sailing ship design across the fleet improving their seaworthiness and general durability. His changes were notoriously unpopular among naval authorities of the period as they strayed away from traditional naval architecture. His philosophies were continued, eventually leading to the development of iron-hulled ships.
The term references the Surveyor of the Royal Navy, Robert Seppings, who put forward radical changes in sailing ship design across the fleet improving their seaworthiness and general durability. His changes were notoriously unpopular among naval authorities of the period as they strayed away from traditional naval architecture. His philosophies were continued, eventually leading to the development of iron-hulled ships.
by James_Cook June 23, 2024
Get the The Curse of Seppingsmug. by Thicdadyslutfucker December 12, 2020
Get the curse bitchmug. The Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as the Shin-ye-ha-me-ha, is one of the many moves of Christian Weston Chandler, better known online as Chris-Chan. It is frequently used against many of Chris's adversaries, such as trolls, jerkops, and Mary Lee Walsh. It is done in the exact same way as the Kamehameha from Dragon Ball and its later sequels. The way Chris learned this move is unclear, although it was likely from an episode of Excel Saga, in which a "Nabehameha" is used, which is named after the series director.
"When cursing, I fell enraged or angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack." - Christian Weston Chandler, describing how the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha is performed.
by The Mudpie June 12, 2022
Get the Curse-ye-ha-me-hamug.