crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Crust

The action of being repulsed by ones being

Rachel I’m crusting

by Kinkdaddy69 October 11, 2021

Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”

Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS

by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024

Crust the Tip

When you, as a man, masturbate.

I’m gonna go crust the tip !

by HMHBOSS February 11, 2022

Crust

A boy who sleeps around with a lot of girls

A male version of a thot

I don't trust him he's a fucking crust
He's so crusty

by Balyd October 18, 2017

crust worldview

(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.

Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.

Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.

by nolandc September 2, 2019