croch

An area where much ruffage is release a long with male appendages such as a vaginer

That croch looks like nasty vaginer

by Texican May 14, 2004

crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.

There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

croch critters

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Davy Crockett

Similar to the super man, but involves woman who wear wigs. When performing sex in the doggy style, as you begin to cum on her back, you quickly yank her wig off of her and use your cum to stick it to her back, then you yell out "King of the wild frontier!"

Last night I was poundin' this girl from behind, when I was about to cum I pulled back on her pony tail, and the whole damn thing came off in my hand, so I had to davy crockett her ass!

by gonb July 5, 2012

crock pot

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

by jfxj67 August 5, 2010

croc of betts

A shit example of a man,
Balls up

i was a right croc of betts

by Moore October 9, 2003

croc-eyes

when you take a poop so massive, it leaves piles poking out of the water that look like crocodile eyes jutting out.

"I totally just left a set of croc-eyes in that toilet."

by artillery606 February 5, 2009