Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.
Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008
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pork-flavored dry ice cream

a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA
Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"
by up_till_4/5am April 18, 2017
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Clam Belly Ripple ice cream

1) New England ice cream favorite, made from clam bellys.
2) The reason that reasturants serve fried clam strips as opposses to whole clams.
"I hate clam strips, why don't they serve the whole clam?"

"They need the bellies to make Clam Belly Ripple Ice Cream!"
by In Memory of Bob G March 18, 2008
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Nice girls shit ice cream.

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.
by Dinkum July 08, 2013
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Warm fudge ice cream cone

When penetrating your girlfriend up the ass, you tap on her back to give her the signal to proceed to poo over your dick like an ice cream machine and you continue to penetrate her until her poo gains a fudge like consistency around your penis and then she licks and sucks it all off your dick - your dick is the ice cream cone.
Damn! Have you heard about Kieran? The Warm fudge ice cream cone he gave Sam for dessert after their meal together?
by Jaak22 August 26, 2022
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shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit
Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream
by THE BEAST RECIEVER June 06, 2011
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