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parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
mugGet the parker countymug.

Carb County

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"
by Scaredtoleavethehouse October 15, 2012
mugGet the Carb Countymug.

county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
by grantice November 19, 2021
mugGet the county gogglesmug.

home counties

Is that in the Home Counties
by Uksurrey May 17, 2022
mugGet the home countiesmug.

Louisa County

A medium sized county in central Virginia. The only thing Louisa has going for them is their high school football team. Louisa has the variety of the rednecks and the people that aren’t rednecks. Most people spend their time hunting and going to sheetz. Louisa is the type of place everyone wants to leave but never get the chance to.
Have you ever been to Louisa County?
No, where is that?
by frownytoast January 29, 2020
mugGet the Louisa Countymug.

Berrien County

The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.
"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."

Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup
by H0llerBo1)06 April 28, 2022
mugGet the Berrien Countymug.

Trap County

A county that houses the most cops that get a hard off of giving tickets out about 80 miles south of Atlanta.
Yeah I got a ticket for going 58mph in a 55mph zone down in trap county!
by Crackhead 3000 December 12, 2020
mugGet the Trap Countymug.

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