by The zom November 24, 2021
Get the Christopher peckmug. Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Gainesmug. Christopher barret is a shy guy at first , when getting to meet him he may be rude and selfish but when he comes out of his shell he is a flirt , he will flirt with his bestfriends especially, if you ever meet a christopher barret please be carefull he will leave you like a snap for another girl.
by ThotBeGone911 April 7, 2019
Get the Christopher barretmug. Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
Get the Christophermug. your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher Avila is a person that is selfless, intelligent and one of a kind. This type of boy deserves the world and is sweet without even trying the most perfect type of person is Christopher Avila.
by yak111 November 20, 2023
Get the christopher avilamug.