retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.

John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.

by mrretina February 02, 2020

Legit Check

A post to show whether the seller is legit.

(Run a Legit Check)

"Is @zeesourcedit legit?"

Yes :)

by sneakerhead112333 April 12, 2022

Hype Check

Asking someone's opinion on something.
(Note: It can be hyphenated.)

Person A: Hype check the new phone Google came out with!
Person B: It's quite swell.

by reallyswellperson December 18, 2016

check envy

When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.

"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."

by tweak201 February 26, 2009

coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 November 24, 2015

juicy checks

He got the juice and money

He gonna take your bitch by just looking at her because he have the sauce key juicy checks

by Juicy checks June 19, 2017

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020