Central Park troll

A person who is unironically happy and upbeat almost anytime with a lot of optimism and hope. This type may also believe in following dreams. Sometimes used pejoratively by either realists or pessimists. (Named after Don bluth's film A Troll in Central Park, and specifically the title troll Stanley)

Normally: oh, my buddy is quite the central park troll. He can add a beam of sunshine over any bad day
Pejorative: that whippersnapper's a central park troll!

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

gorilla central

An area that is filled with hot, sexy men.

It's Gorilla Central at the beach right now let's go.

by averyhutsonisacheater June 29, 2024

centrally

used to be broke but ran it up now owns /eject with kigarn and ek cringe server extorting egirls, weird clan

Player 1: Isn't that centrally?
Player 2: Yes toggle up

by anonymous July 16, 2024

floyd central wrestler

Hard working group of people who well not let any challenge stand in there way and try to better them selves every chance they get. From the outside looking in the look strange, putting them selves through living hell, but there the most loyal people you could ever meet.

Kid 1: do you know a floyd central wrestler?
Kid 2: yeah those guys can't be stopped

by FloydPride February 25, 2020

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

milf central

the worst group of people known to man

yeah that groupchat is a total milf central. they're the worst!

by leesdragontea January 18, 2022

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012