When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Crapmug. Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
Get the crap bookmarkmug. "He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."
by richard fox June 2, 2007
Get the crap highmug. When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.
Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006
Get the crapped the bedmug. by jeffbo April 8, 2009
Get the matter of crapmug. That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
by NVLL February 2, 2009
Get the crap sandwichmug. by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003
Get the What the Crapmug.