fast couch

A piece of furniture used for a one night stand

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.

by fundlebubble November 12, 2017

couch loitering

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.

Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.

by m65 December 1, 2014

Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.

“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace

by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 7, 2023

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

Couch Patato

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

Dont be such a couch patato

by Couch patato666 May 9, 2023