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Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
mugGet the Close your legs argumentsmug.

close the loop

Finish what you started.
I haven't been able to close the loop with the customer about his letter of complaint.
by IMOteacher October 25, 2017
mugGet the close the loopmug.

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
mugGet the This fucking closemug.

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012
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close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)
I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done
by Flairy May 9, 2018
mugGet the close range headermug.

Closed minded

Stop being so closed minded.
by MGhandi69 April 29, 2021
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closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop
" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"
by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019
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