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Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 19, 2017
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Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.
Christian is a gorgeous man
by SMAHSER March 21, 2017
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A smart guy who tends to date redheads. He has a huge cock and is a leo. Hes alot better than people think. Hes really sweet.
by Harold13562 May 14, 2017
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Christian is a very kind person and super strong and like to protect his family and friends he is also very loyal.
Christian is super kind and loyal he is also protects his family
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Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
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Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.
Omg, I am dating Christian and we had sex.

Isn’t Christian hot and a great football player
by Hot as helll November 23, 2017
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Someone who is very loving with a big heart who comes into someone's life unexpectedly and is very attractive and muscular. Christian likes to fool around and be a clown but once it goes too far he will snap. He is very athletic and loves sports he is a extremely nice happy kid that can be annoying at times but doesn't mean harm.
I wish I can be that kid Christian
by 50 Christian March 14, 2017
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