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Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021
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cheeto

"Wow this cheeto guy is CHEETING LOLXD"
by masle1 December 10, 2021
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cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.
Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle
by North American Fella May 26, 2024
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The Cheeto reaper

The reaper is in his 70s he is donald trump he is made of the ancient cheeto dust andreaps on the innocent souls and healthcare plans of innocent republicans and democrats
If you see the cheeto reaper
by I_=_reaper March 14, 2017
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blue cheeto girl

she is the girl with blue hair who sits in the middle of the class yells at everyone, thinks she is rachet, and screams at you when you look at her for a second. This is known as a Blue Cheeto girl
the blue cheeto girl thinks she is rachet
by Gunna the pimp January 21, 2022
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Hot cheeto girl

a girl who wears airforce 1s and has long ass nails.
Dude Trisha is such a hot cheeto girl.
by zoralfe September 14, 2021
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Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.
by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018
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