FAT CHECK

When someone enormous is around your area

Oscar: Fat CHECK!!!
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!

not cool :C

by BigManOT December 12, 2020

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 17, 2008

Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 15, 2020

Pussy check

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).

Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check

by JJXT7 October 24, 2017

Fact Check

An attempt to set the public narrative about what is true by framing individual's or organization's words in either a positive or negative light. Fact checks use labels such as "mostly true" and "mostly false" to frame equivalent statements in a positive or negative light depending on who made them. They also assume implications and intent of the speaker to frame technically correct statements as inaccurate in that the fact checker's own assumed implications were incorrect. When all else fails they use "missing context" to ignore the accuracy of the statement and interject related information to distract from it.

PolitiFact: "We've fact checked Ron Paul's statement about federal income tax being zero before 1913 as half true. There was one for a 10 year period a half century earlier after all"
Critic: "Didn't you fact check an equivalent statement by Jim Web as mostly true though? Oh wait. He's a democrat, isn't he?"
PolitiFact: ;)

by JassAMan April 30, 2023

Checking on the flop

The ultimate showing of weakness.

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.

by PepFarm January 26, 2010

checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022