When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 02, 2020
by sneakerhead112333 April 12, 2022
Dude, me and Jane checked edline last night. It was epic!
Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!
Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!
by Lax_Bro69 May 18, 2011
I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard
by Badussy bandits November 29, 2021
when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.
some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew
by a grammar nazi (Valkcrier) November 25, 2019
When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
by Muskrat82 May 09, 2022
An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
by cmgc July 16, 2020