a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.
1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
by tyler & cory August 26, 2005
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-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
Max: Why the long face?
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
by apaver December 11, 2018
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USA , United States of America. In reference to the USA being smaller in size and being located below Canada geographically.
Canada's Chair seems to be the most popular response to America's Hat. Another version is Canada's Diaper or Canada's Bottom Bitch.
by stilleavy April 14, 2010
Get the Canada's Chair mug.A term generally used by idiots when they don't know that Canada has several different time zones, like most other places in the world. Most likely to be used by someone who is a complete dipshit, and fails at life!
by buckinhere August 16, 2010
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Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
American: Haha you're from canada, you're our hat!! haha loser
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
by Slicknife April 2, 2010
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Guy2: Yea sure, I'll bring my bag of dead babies over.
Guy1: Dude, you took that Canada Far.
Guy2: Yea sure, I'll bring my bag of dead babies over.
Guy1: Dude, you took that Canada Far.
by FlyingPotatoToasterCatGorilla January 9, 2014
Get the Canada Far mug.The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.
1.The most vial and distrubing sexual act I have ever heared of is called Canada's History
2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
by dothebedn February 6, 2010
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