queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

hente bog

At tage større mængder hest og male kunst til bedste kunnen

Henry: Måske jeg kommer og “henter bog” på fredag?

Nicky: Jaja, bare kom!

Jf. “hente bog”

by Isobel.baka February 10, 2025

Bogging

When a engine loses rpm during a drift and the car loses its momentum.

My BMW 318i is bogging in 3rd gear so I have to shift down to second and clutch kick.

by pinkfloydfan9733 April 8, 2021

Bog

A Scottish term used for the word toilet

Conor went to the bog after a bottle of Bucky

by Eqvrqtgg August 14, 2018

Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.

Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.

by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022

Bog

My bestie and he is the best person alive, without him i'd be nowhere and he has a big heart for other people. He's always making me feel loved and appreciated and he is loved by many others too. He is an amazing person with a good personality and is always helping but others but is still fun to be around!

Bog is the best person alive.

by cheshirecatlover123 April 14, 2024

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011