Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

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blood sword

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.

Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"

by Wonderwake August 26, 2009

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blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

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