Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

Bedford,pa

Bedford is a borough in and the county seat of Bedford County in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania. Fall Foliage & Bedford springs is popular here, bunch of little shops, bunch of restaurants In town & at the interchange, for high school age kids the skating ring is popular for a Saturday night. It is located 102 miles west of Harrisburg, the state capital, and 107 miles east of Pittsburgh. Bedford's population was 2,841 at the 2010 census. Wikipedia
Weather: 23°F (-5°C), Wind NW at 8 mph (13 km/h), 52% Humidity
Hotels: 3-star averaging $109.

Bedford,pa is a borough in and the county seat of Bedford County in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania

by Flamingo girl January 29, 2021

Beffa

a stupid ass word used commonly by sixth graders. or just used commonly by middle schoolers

GIRL: omg stacy is my beffa
GIRL 2: shut your goofy ass up

by to3svcker January 6, 2023

Mc beffy mermaid

Mcd"s has gone surf and turf. Just smash a big mac and filet-o-fish. This by no means a health lover meal. It's so bad but so good and only 920 calories.

surf turfMc beffy mermaid

by wang569 October 26, 2011

Best Before

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.

Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."

"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"

by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016