by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008
Get the Pool Bathroommug. where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..
PS. Normally denied by the victim
PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"
Jonny- "ok mate"
a few minutes later....
Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"
Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...
Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"
Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"
Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
Jonny- "ok mate"
a few minutes later....
Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"
Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...
Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"
Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"
Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011
Get the Bathroom Dashermug. A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
by EenBeen June 13, 2020
Get the airplane bathroommug. by Kenziee2 November 11, 2022
Get the womens bathroommug. by Sexy Black Cat November 14, 2023
Get the Sex bathroommug. The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!
by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022
Get the School Bathroomsmug. When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
Get the Public bathroom roulettemug.