Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019
Get the Bald Tire Eaglemug. by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024
Get the baldmug. A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
Get the Bald Bobbymug. 
by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019
Get the National bald head daymug.