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Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022
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Megan baker

Clearly always right, never over reacts , always cool calm and collected is one of the luckiest lady's in the world to be given a heart from the one and only old bones
Megan baker is perfect even when not perfect.
by Bonelove September 24, 2020
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ava baker

a noun to use when they do a disgusting act or something vile
“ew she just got a train ran on her”
yeah she’s an ava baker
by chasemorlockfan69 February 7, 2024
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Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice
Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey
by TheDorky1 December 18, 2021
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Zack Baker

Zack Baker is a derogatory term used to describe someone is a little bit slow in the head
You know he's a bit of a Zack Baker (mouth breather) did you see his Science results this year
by nibbawitharocket November 17, 2019
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Baker Mayfield

Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.
by Bank Varish August 8, 2023
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double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver
After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen
by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024
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