buttered bun

Rolling back to the 1970's joy of sex book,a buttered bun is the highest bond between two male friends. To have sex with a woman, cum inside her, and have the other male have sex with her right after him and let his cum get all over his penis.

Oh, here man, I got this woman all buttered up for ya...

by bonneville babe February 8, 2005

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008

grundle butter

n. sweat from the balls and ass crack that congeal in the taint area.

'man, it's so hot today... i have so much grundle butter'

by osu985 February 20, 2009

bread and butter

n.
Chief means of support.

Selling cheap drugs to ignorant rich people is the bread and butter of local drug dealers.

by TheSeoulKing December 28, 2005

Dutch Butter

Its very similar to a dutch rudder but instead of taking someones arm to jerk someone off you are talking the persons hand to wipe there own ass.

Hey Zach, dude you better get in there and Dutch Butter Erin because shes just passed out on the toilet.

by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011

Doing a Butters

Peeing at the urinal like Butters, the little boy from South Park, with your pants down past your knees.

Didja see Tom in the Men's room? He was doing a Butters.

by justaguy42 July 20, 2011

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017