by ShakeGod December 3, 2018

A blunt that is rolled by a girl where every person who throws down weed is a female, therefore everybody who hits the blunt has a vagina.
by megggo January 10, 2012

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

by burns March 29, 2005

Refers to a man who is very silly, but very hard working. Johnny Blunts, always know exactly what to say to the one they love and can make anyone smile. They also have big blue eyes that make you lose your trane of thought. Also they are very attractive men and are fantastic in bed, as well as anywhere else in the house. A Johnny Blunt knows how to make good coffee doughnuts as well as fish sticks. A Johnny Blunt tends to worry a lot and may change in mood easily but is all in good harm and because he cares. A Johnny Blunt makes an absolutly amazing boyfriend and anyone who has one is a very lucky man/women.
by Emily Baby January 8, 2012

An asian blunt is when you roll a blunt but instead weed you sprinkle your dead dogs ashes in the blunt and smoke it
by romdog April 6, 2019

Originating in rural Pennsylvania by local psychologist, the hoagie blunt is a large hoagie complied of smoked turkey, smoked Gouda cheese and mayo. One “hit” of this hoagie and you’ll be full.
Person 1: Tim is never hungry when we get drinks.
Person 2: that’s because he just had a hoagie blunt! Thing hit him hard yo.
Person 2: that’s because he just had a hoagie blunt! Thing hit him hard yo.
by VictoryOrginals June 29, 2019
