Big Joe

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.

Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."

by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009

a big hand

enthusiastic round of applause

Let's give him a big hand.

by AnasatasiaSa October 4, 2014

Big Maria

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.

My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.

by DV78 February 7, 2009

big mc's

Classroom jeopardy champs.

Damn, 8600 points? No one's touching the Big MC's

by Bob Hope March 2, 2005

The Big Lot

The Trader Joe's parking lot located in Redondo Beach's Riviera Village. This lot is used for the drinking of alcoholic beverages, recreational drug use, and is host to the weekly Sunday "Metal Night" on indie 103.1 FM. The Big Lot is home to Dolphin Boy, The Jesus Guy, and is frequented by many of the colorful hobos living Redondo Beach. Casuals of the Lot include college students in their early twenties.

"Hey Chris, what you doing tonight after work?"
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."

by folkthewhat April 21, 2008

the big room

outside

i will download the game cos i dont want to have to venture out into ''the big room''

by pezz82 July 11, 2011

Big Tiff

the definition of a big mac and turns on you and blames people for no reason, makes out with fat boi Baron in the locker room and tries to show it off (obesity in a nutshell)

Girl: hey dude did you hear what Big Tiff did at school?
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ihaveahugecock.com February 14, 2019