Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009

beat juggling

In the DJ world, beat juggling is the art of taking two of the same records either digital or analog, then placing them both on each turntable or virtual deck. The DJ can then manipulate the song creating a new pattern, loop, and extended track. Beat Juggling is an effective way to learn mixing and blending. It is also commonly used in competitions to display the art of turntablism.

The DJ was beat juggling at the party last night, it was fresh!

by DJ Rock TEE July 25, 2019

beat the rat

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.

Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.

by SquidT29 October 23, 2017

beat anonymous

(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.

David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?

Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.

by briizii July 9, 2011

ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

by glantz January 10, 2012

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016