august 19

ppl born on this day are like so angy it's hilarious

person 1: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD LMAO
person 2: *angy person sounds*
person 3: chill, they're born on august 19th hah
person 2: *angyer sounds*

by a9! October 24, 2022

August 12, 2036

A specified date in which a heat death destroys mankind and the universe itself, as said by a computer powered Spongebob. As proved, most people say that artificial intelligence has gone too far and has advanced to a point where it's more knowledgeable than the average human. This is an example of that.

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

by blank flank June 6, 2023

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

August 17th

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

by Shamman October 16, 2019

August 20th

A birthday at the end of the astrological sign of Leo but before Virgo officially begins. People born on this day often exhibit personality traits similar to Virgos. They are likely to be perfectionists.

She was born on August 20th? No wonder she acts like a Virgo.

by SillyDuckie May 10, 2009

August 9

Who ever is born on this day is a mad player, they usually get all the hoes.

“He was born on august 9th, no wonder he’s dating 3 people.”

by 420Chandler420 October 17, 2019