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August 14th

National grab your girlfriends’ ass day, if you don’t have a girlfriend or you are a girl just slap your friends butt.
Jake: Hey Austin it’s August 14th!!
Austin: so?
Jake: it’s national grab your girlfriends ass day
by Tiktok addict12 October 29, 2019
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august

this is the month that everyone loves.usually people who are born in this month are known to be amazing in bed...very good looking...have amazing smiles...love to be around people...cannot stand sleeping alone...music is there everything...cannot stand drama but are always caught up into it somehow....love the party scene...have very many friends....make to many bad desicions...love junk food and anything to do with chocolate...addicted to sex...and thats all there is to it
no example for august
by leobby May 19, 2009
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augered

To crash your mtb so hard that you remove a considerable size soil sample, usually with your face.
Dude I hit a root wrong, endoed and augered into the berm. Now I have bacon on my chin!
by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009
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August 7th

It's a day where only awesome people are born on. Boys born on this day has a huge cock. Girls born on this day has a big booty.
Girl #1: Did you see that guy? How old is he?
Girl #2: I think he was born on august 7
Girl #1: That means he has a HUGE dick.

People born on August 7th has a a big cock/ass
by Pumpkinass April 27, 2019
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August 28th

Space day. All lights shut off so that us humans can see the very thing we came from. If we can’t see it any other day, today is that day
“It’s August 28th! You know what that means? It’s space day, kim!”
by Brandonimo December 17, 2019
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August 24

Kobe Bryant day. On this day every year people will celebrate the life of Kobe. He was one of the greatest basketball players ever
Guy:
Guess what today is

Guy 2:

What?!?!
Guy:
It Kobe day, that’s why I’m wear the basketball jersey, it’s August 24
Guy 2:

ILL GO GRAB MINE
by NzCoCoPoPs January 27, 2020
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August 24th

If your friend was born august 24th tell her/him that there a bad bitch
by I'm a bad bitch October 27, 2020
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