i love you 3000

if someone tells u that, it means that he TRULY loves u. And that he's a marvel fan

-he sent me : "i love you 3000 <3"
- OMG U LUCKY BITCH

by justyouraveragemarvelfan May 8, 2022

i love you moment

this is the moment when you're with someone who you adore and they are just being them self not doing anything special and you are just watching them and you just think "man I love them"

*girlfriend is laying in your lap asleep*

You-God I love her. This is my "I love you moment"

by okay20162015 November 6, 2014

I told you not to publish it

If I tell you not to publish a word. DONT PUBLISH IT SO DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUBLISH IT

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

I love you too

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.

Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*

by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

i love you more

when you simply love the person more than they love you.

sean love shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...yep..lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

by Sean Deery December 9, 2008

I Love You Handshake

The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).

It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.

Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?

Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.

by Captain Snazzy February 17, 2010

I love you too

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.

you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*

by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014