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pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok August 15, 2012
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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
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Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011
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Corpus Block

A measure of health in the game MADNESS: Project Nexus.

In-game, a Corpus can be damaged until it is empty, which then it is vurnurable to be broken if it is hit again. If you aren't hit for a period of time, your Corpus will regenerate; This can be sped up by dealing damage. Broken Corpus are lost until you can reach a medkit or a certain point. Losing all of your Corpus will usually result in being incapacitated.

Most adequate people can get up to three, but on average two is more likely, and for the especially frail people, one. It can also be viewed as a direct measurement of your ability to get up after sustaining a lot of injury. Additional Corpus blocks past five can be achieved by wearing stronger armor, or simply getting a lot stronger*

Can also be shortened to just "Corpus"

*Maxing out at Four
Sanford: Crap, I lost a Corpus Block back there.

Deimos: Hey, that's why we have three! I'll tell you if we see any medkits around.
by T.L-Hank June 18, 2023
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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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on the block list

to block someone on any social medias
that nigga stressing me out imma put him on the block list
by gggdude November 9, 2018
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Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."
by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018
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