pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

peppa pig

a bad-ass bitch you shouldn't mess with because she'll eat your toes while roasting your dad. she told her own dad he was a fat-ass and how he couldn't fit down the slide. she and her friends are all toxic and really don't care about each other but pretend they do. anyways go watch peppa jump in muddy puddles and roast her dad while you eat your doritos

Nobody:

Peppa Pig: Your too fat to go down the slide daddy

by GiVeMyYoUrToEs September 3, 2019

to be wild-pigged

Term used when someone is naively looking forward to a new unexpected challenge, but eventually is totally overwhelmed by the difficulty and roughness of the situation.

To be wild-pigged / to wild-pig someone:

This consultancy job is wild-pigging him.

Players of FC Zbrojovka Brno were happy because of promotion to the 1st Czech football league. However, they were wild-pigged by the competition.

by Vlastashvilli October 6, 2020

jig pig

a white bitch that fucks niggers

yo nigga look at that jig pig right there fam

by upsiecrk January 26, 2016

launch the pig

The opposite of jump the shark. The precise moment when you know a movie, television program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the amazing, ramped up its game, become even more unspeakably awesome, etc.; the moment you it went from good to great.

The origin of this phrase comes from the movie District 9, where a heavily-armed robotic alien battlesuit uses a gravity gun to pick up and fire a pig at an enemy.

Independence Day's launch the pig moment was when they uploaded the virus to the alien mothership.

by pipes! September 6, 2009

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012

in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

by your testicles July 26, 2010