When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.
Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019
Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 05, 2024
A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's
I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.
Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week
Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week
by Blondetorage August 31, 2015
The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.
A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.
A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.
by truoodle November 13, 2020
That thin layer of sweat after exercising or being outside on a hot day and you go inside or away from heat and your sweat sticks to your skin and makes you feel sticky
by JAKCRAFT100 August 19, 2021
When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).
by Bobson Friesburg April 17, 2025
The act of making a jelly sandwich and using it as a pleasure toy until climax, crating a PP & J sandwich that the significant other eats off of the man’s genitalia.