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Buff Garfield

A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
by short_story_examples June 1, 2023
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Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
by rjbb04 September 28, 2023
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Buff Daddy

A man of such muscular perfection and pure beauty that everyones day glows up and they flutter a bit inside when they see him.
Oh my god Doug is such a buff daddy. He must go gym everyday and hes so hot.
by Chinkchink55420 August 5, 2019
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It'll Buff

The pain will lessen, or it will get better
Person 1 "Hey man I heard so-and-so dumped you."
Person 2 " It'll Buff."
by Tr1ckyD1cky June 5, 2022
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To buff

Paint over the tags. Often this is done by city authorities, yard workers, anti-graffiti teams.
Omg! They have buffed my tag tomorrow!
To buff
by Yukodiplodocus November 27, 2019
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buff kanna

hinako hates it

kanna but buff
"I stg with how much Frog reacts to her messages with that. Hinako might as well have a hallucination that's just Buff Kanna at this point" - lis
by maple 2.0 July 23, 2021
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